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Girls always know what they want

During the date:
- NON-STOP staring from her.
- Asking me 100s of questions
- She even chatted up another guy in front of me and kept looking at me, then rejected him as we left.
- She kept glaring into my eyes and smiling and giggling.
- The whole time she acted like a little girl.
- She followed me around for 3 hours.
- The next day she jokes… “you want me to cook for you as your girlfriend?”
- She gets really shy and nervous around me and she blushes and swipes her hair back.
- Although admittedly, there wasn’t anything physical. (only 1 date)

4 days later (today): I’m walking out with her. She’s randomly texting me in class (we’re in the same class). I asked her, “Hey, you free this week? We should hang.” She suddenly says “Listen, I have a boyfriend. I just wanted to make things clear.”

(this is still BS because her best friends still say she’s single!)

Like. WOAH! What in the world?? Jesus what is going on in her mind right now? This is crazy.
what is she trying to pull?? Is this another test or something??
no because she said she wasn’t flirting with me at all. this is a total lie….she would not friggin let me go that night even if i pried her off!

By: yeaaaaa

(girls don’t read this if u don’t have a sense of humor)

This was written by a guy… it’s pretty damn smart. and funny so just
go with it (Girls — Have a sense of humor!)

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, ‘I don’t
feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’

I said, ‘WHAT??!! What was that?!’

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear…

‘You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, ‘Can’t you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?’

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one
to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, ‘Lets get a pair for each
outfit.’

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you… she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t
even
know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ‘That’s fine, honey.’ She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, ‘I think this is
all dear, let’s go to the cashier.’

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t
feel like it.’

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
‘WHAT?’

I then said, ‘Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?’

Apparently I’m not having *** tonight either….but at least that bitch
knows I’m smarter than her.
Im a girl,,,but I just thought it was funny anyways.

By: freefallingup

I don’t even know why I’m scared to do it…it was just so unexpected the first time and I don’t want to do it again.

Does this make me a bad girlfriend if I don’t want him to get ‘happy’?
Is there something wrong with me?

Remember MATURE guys and girls ONLY to answer this question. Meaning I don’t want any stupid answers!

By: **Ashie**